3 December 2020 Will Rogers The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
