3 December 2020 Mark Twain What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain The Christian’s Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
