3 December 2020 Billy Connolly I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don’t sit in the dark hiding. It’s easy to hide and shout and waste people’s time.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
3 December 2020 Billy Connolly My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
