3 December 2020 Woodrow Wilson If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
3 December 2020 Joel Hodgson Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
3 December 2020 Angus Young There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
3 December 2020 Alexander Theroux It’s true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
3 December 2020 Michelle Malkin Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.
3 December 2020 Justin Chambers And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.
3 December 2020 Alyssa Milano Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?
3 December 2020 Nicole Anderson I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher’s pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.
3 December 2020 Marie Corelli I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
3 December 2020 William H. Macy I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
3 December 2020 Michael Bay There are things that I invented – the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he’s not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff – this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.
3 December 2020 Dwight D. Eisenhower What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
3 December 2020 Paul Rudd I think there’s something great and generic about goldfish. They’re everybody’s first pet.
3 December 2020 Rod McKuen Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
3 December 2020 Mason Cooley A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
3 December 2020 Busy Philipps I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!
3 December 2020 Alfred North Whitehead If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
3 December 2020 Chris Pratt I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.
3 December 2020 Jerry Ferrara My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they’re looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don’t pretend to be a sports fan.
3 December 2020 Ann Landers Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
