3 December 2020 Konrad Lorenz It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
3 December 2020 Bernard Williams There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
3 December 2020 Theresa May We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act… about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
3 December 2020 Pam Brown Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.
3 December 2020 Agnes Repplier It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
3 December 2020 Rashida Jones My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for ‘integrity’ in the dictionary. ‘Truthful’ doesn’t really cover it, or ‘genuine.’ It should be like ‘integritus.’
3 December 2020 Brian P. Cleary Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
3 December 2020 Glenn Howerton One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don’t like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don’t know why they’re doing it and it doesn’t make any sense.
3 December 2020 Winston Churchill I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
3 December 2020 Rita Rudner We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
3 December 2020 Cleveland Amory As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
3 December 2020 Martha Scott Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
3 December 2020 George Eads I have a Lab, it’s fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it’s fun.
3 December 2020 Gabrielle Union When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you’re a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can’t drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!
3 December 2020 Frederick Pollock Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
3 December 2020 Steven Seagal It doesn’t work if the bad guys kill his mother’s uncle’s friend’s neighbor’s pet dog. You’ve got to make the stakes high.
3 December 2020 Billy Graham A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
3 December 2020 Kirsty Gallacher I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.
3 December 2020 Mike Ditka There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
3 December 2020 Bill Dana I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
3 December 2020 Steven Wright My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.
3 December 2020 Joseph Wood Krutch Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
3 December 2020 Ron Reagan We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved.
