3 December 2020 James Taylor Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That’s what it couldn’t stand.
3 December 2020 Rita Rudner My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
3 December 2020 Norman Mailer There are four stages in a marriage. First there’s the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
3 December 2020 George Bernard Shaw Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
3 December 2020 Joseph Barbera My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned.
3 December 2020 Harry Connick, Jr. Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
3 December 2020 Robin Gibb How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it’s private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business.
3 December 2020 Ian Mckellen It’s only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
3 December 2020 George Osborne I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage because I believe Conservatives support the institutions of commitment.
3 December 2020 Randy Neugebauer Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman.
3 December 2020 Sacha Guitry When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
3 December 2020 Franz Kafka Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
3 December 2020 Demi Moore The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
3 December 2020 Mark Udall I support allowing gay couples to marry because of – not in spite of – my values. And many of those values are the same ones deeply held by those who do not believe in gay marriage.
3 December 2020 Oscar Wilde How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
3 December 2020 Amanda Holden I should have been out there having a wild time like all the other girls my age, but I wasn’t. I was going home every night to what was, initially, a very happy marriage.
3 December 2020 Mignon McLaughlin If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
3 December 2020 Rutherford B. Hayes No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.
3 December 2020 Stockwell Day Provincial governments in Canada have terminated the positions of marriage commissioners who have, for personal religious convictions, not performed same sex marriages. It has happened in Saskatchewan.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
3 December 2020 Shia LaBeouf I come from divorce. I’m only doing marriage once. It’s not a game for me.
3 December 2020 Harry Connick, Jr. You know what’s funny? I don’t ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I don’t see that happening to me.
3 December 2020 Robert Downey, Jr. But I will agree that I think that things happen with people in relationships, that you might have been able to enjoy Morocco, say, if you weren’t getting out of a bad marriage. You know what I mean?
3 December 2020 Sonia Johnson Obviously, the anti-ERA people are tickled about my ordeal because it proves that the ERA breaks up families. When they point out that feminism is a dangerous thing, I just say marriage is pretty precarious too.
