3 December 2020 Francois Rabelais When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel from himself.
3 December 2020 Hedy Lamarr The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn’t get a divorce for almost a year.
3 December 2020 Bethenny Frankel I’ve often thought if I didn’t make my marriage work, I would have failed at my one true shot at happiness.
3 December 2020 Joyce Brothers Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
3 December 2020 Jamie Lee Curtis My marriage? Up to now everything’s okay. But it’s a real marriage – imperfect and very difficult. It’s all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think we’ve emotionally evolved.
3 December 2020 Tori Amos A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.
3 December 2020 Marc Chagall I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more.
3 December 2020 Soren Kierkegaard Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable.
3 December 2020 Honore de Balzac Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
3 December 2020 Rodney Dangerfield My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
3 December 2020 Marge Piercy Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.
3 December 2020 Rita Rudner I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3 December 2020 Bianca Jagger I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget.
3 December 2020 Socrates As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
3 December 2020 Barack Obama I don’t think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.
3 December 2020 Voltaire Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
3 December 2020 Amanda Bynes I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I’d get bored! As I get older, I don’t settle. I’d rather tell somebody ‘This is what I want – take it or leave it.’
3 December 2020 Groucho Marx Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
3 December 2020 Shonda Rhimes I’ve learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are.
3 December 2020 Robert Kirkman I know there are a lot of readers that think I’ve got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there’s really nothing that’s been like a mirror. I’m just making this stuff up.
3 December 2020 Queen Victoria When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl – and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to – which you can’t deny is the penalty of marriage.
3 December 2020 Andrea Dworkin Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership.
3 December 2020 John Krasinski I know I’m guilty of and I think a lot of people are guilty of sort of getting starry-eyed with love and sort of looking over the bad things and keep going and you don’t really prepare for how much work marriage really is.
3 December 2020 Roger Stone You can’t wake up one day and say ‘I’m for gay marriage,’ and wake up the next day and say ‘I’m against it.’ Wake up one day and say, ‘I’m pro-choice,’ and the next day wake up and say, ‘I’m pro-life.’ There’s no credibility there.
