3 December 2020 Michael Morpurgo Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large don’t try to trip you up… they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do… if they’ve loved a story they love to know how it started.
3 December 2020 Amanda Seyfried The funny thing is, the girls that I’m always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She’s awesome.
3 December 2020 Jimi Hendrix It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life.
3 December 2020 Christopher Meloni I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny.
3 December 2020 William Lyon Phelps If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
3 December 2020 Steve Coogan But with comedy it’s a simple premise. If it’s funny, people laugh. If it’s not, they don’t.
3 December 2020 Jennifer Aniston I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It’s kind of based on how I am.
3 December 2020 Mo Rocca I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he’s clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don’t think he’s funny in either the way that Reagan was funny – or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.
3 December 2020 Margaret Smith My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
3 December 2020 Moon Unit Zappa I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
3 December 2020 Catherine O'Hara To this day, I’ve found that it doesn’t matter what a guy looks like if he’s really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don’t hear men saying, ‘No she’s not pretty, but is she ever funny!’
3 December 2020 Idris Elba It’s really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching ‘Daddy’s Little Girls’ literally in tears.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?
3 December 2020 Josh Billings There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
3 December 2020 Benicio Del Toro It’s funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn’t plan out any huge career for myself.
3 December 2020 Shaquille O'Neal I’m an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think I’m funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
3 December 2020 Charlie Sheen I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.
3 December 2020 Christopher Walken There’s something dangerous about what’s funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
3 December 2020 Seann William Scott The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn’t tell a joke to save my life.
3 December 2020 Lena Dunham It’s funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
3 December 2020 Donna Tartt I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
3 December 2020 Janeane Garofalo I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person.
3 December 2020 Kristen Bell I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn’t that funny? The tables have turned.
3 December 2020 Fred Allen I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
3 December 2020 Johnny Carson If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
