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3 December 2020 Olivia Munn

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

3 December 2020 Jerry Seinfeld

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

3 December 2020 Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

3 December 2020 James Thurber

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

3 December 2020 Karen Russell

I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I’m sure I’d love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music.

3 December 2020 Eddie Van Halen

I mean it’s funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it’s not competitive like an election, it’s the Olympics, it’s not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.

3 December 2020 Jackie Mason

I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

3 December 2020 Fred Allen

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.

3 December 2020 Mike Mills

It’s funny now how much we look at – whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film – online, and how in the online world, you’re instantly global.

3 December 2020 Naguib Mahfouz

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

3 December 2020 Nigella Lawson

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.

3 December 2020 Mercedes McCambridge

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

3 December 2020 Richard Lewis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

3 December 2020 Johnny Knoxville

It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible.

3 December 2020 Michelle Pfeiffer

I do find comedy difficult. I don’t know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There’s a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.

3 December 2020 Arnold Schwarzenegger

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

3 December 2020 Voltaire

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

3 December 2020 Elbert Hubbard

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

3 December 2020 Frank Sinatra

I’m for whatever gets you through the night.

3 December 2020 Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

3 December 2020 James Denton

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It’s got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.

3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

3 December 2020 Sheena Easton

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.

3 December 2020 Denis Leary

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

3 December 2020 Ellen DeGeneres

I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.

3 December 2020 Colin Quinn

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There’s no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you’re finished. It’s impossible to predict anything.

3 December 2020 Mayim Bialik

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures – that’s what’s funny.

3 December 2020 Zach Braff

I had a very funny family.

3 December 2020 Katey Sagal

‘Married with Children’ was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

3 December 2020 Shirin Ebadi

When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.

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