3 December 2020 Gilbert K. Chesterton It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
3 December 2020 Barbara Corcoran A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
3 December 2020 Bette Davis Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
3 December 2020 Jenny Eclair As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
3 December 2020 Ron Livingston If I’m in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
3 December 2020 Katy Perry I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
3 December 2020 Dax Shepard Here’s the funny thing about the response I’ve been aware of to my dating famous people: It’s been very negative. I’m either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.
3 December 2020 Nick Offerman It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
3 December 2020 Marc Jacobs I don’t think, ‘Gee, I’d like to dress this person.’ There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
3 December 2020 Cheryl Hines I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesn’t mean she isn’t a good person. That’s a funny character to play.
3 December 2020 Todd Phillips You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I’d never make another comedy. You couldn’t pick a less funny group than critics – you couldn’t find a more bitter group of people!
3 December 2020 Bjork It’s funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
3 December 2020 Karl Lagerfeld It’s only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I’m skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I’m big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
3 December 2020 Ben Stiller I don’t think know if anything’s going to translate anywhere. You’re making a movie, you hope it’s going to be funny, you can’t think about how it’s going to go over.
3 December 2020 Criss Angel It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai.
3 December 2020 Dave Attell I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
3 December 2020 Joe Rogan The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
3 December 2020 Harold Ramis Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
3 December 2020 Leslie Fiedler I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
3 December 2020 Wesley Snipes I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
3 December 2020 Richard Lewis When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
3 December 2020 Amy Poehler Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
