3 December 2020 Tucker Carlson Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
3 December 2020 Rosie Perez In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me.
3 December 2020 Anthony Holden What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we’re chatting away, nice to see you.
3 December 2020 Elisha Cuthbert Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
3 December 2020 David Sedaris I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer.
3 December 2020 Emily Mortimer So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven’t realised.
3 December 2020 Hesiod Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is, like, really funny.
3 December 2020 Jason Segel If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
3 December 2020 Alice Englert It’s a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone’s on heat. It’s a strange energy. It’s full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music.
3 December 2020 Tim Heidecker There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
3 December 2020 Kate Bosworth It’s so different when you change your hair color, you’re treated so differently. It’s a very funny experience. It’s fun – I love changing up my hair.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
3 December 2020 Zac Efron One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all.
3 December 2020 Norman Wisdom I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
3 December 2020 Samuel Goldwyn I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
3 December 2020 Emily Procter It’s funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn’t have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
3 December 2020 Audrey Hepburn I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
3 December 2020 Jerry Seinfeld A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
3 December 2020 Richard Dawkins By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
3 December 2020 Tori Spelling It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
3 December 2020 Seal I mean, I’m married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.
