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3 December 2020 Dylan Moran

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

3 December 2020 Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

3 December 2020 Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

3 December 2020 Rachel Weisz

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

3 December 2020 Gary Oldman

It’s funny: I’m a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it’s been a solitary thing.

3 December 2020 Michael Pollan

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

3 December 2020 Elayne Boosler

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

3 December 2020 Victor Cruz

It is funny what a year can do.

3 December 2020 Howard Nemerov

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

3 December 2020 Demetri Martin

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

3 December 2020 Calvin Trillin

We all know funny people who can’t get it down on the page – even funny writers who can’t get it down on the page.

3 December 2020 David Spade

It’s funny because it’s funny.

3 December 2020 Ice Cube

It’s funny how people who ain’t never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It’s funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, ‘Get up. What’s wrong with you?’

3 December 2020 Joel Coen

I’ve never really understood that. It’s a funny thing people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.

3 December 2020 Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.

3 December 2020 Rosie O'Donnell

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

3 December 2020 Dan Stevens

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

3 December 2020 Jordin Sparks

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can’t give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school.

3 December 2020 Ben Stiller

I don’t think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.

3 December 2020 Adam Lambert

‘Come out’ is so funny to me because I’ve never been in.

3 December 2020 Lyn Nofziger

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

3 December 2020 Stephen Moyer

It’s so funny when you’re actually directing because things start popping that you don’t expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn’t quite have the impetus that you thought it might.

3 December 2020 Megan Fox

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

3 December 2020 Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

3 December 2020 Dave Chappelle

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

3 December 2020 Chris Rock

Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.

3 December 2020 Uma Thurman

I was not particularly bright, I wasn’t very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.

3 December 2020 Sam Shepard

It’s funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It’s not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.

3 December 2020 Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.

3 December 2020 Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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