3 December 2020 Katy Perry I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
3 December 2020 Adlai E. Stevenson It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
3 December 2020 Andy Warhol I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?
3 December 2020 Christopher Walken Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it’s not offensive, it’s funny?
3 December 2020 Jerry Lewis Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
3 December 2020 Clint Eastwood They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
3 December 2020 George A. Romero For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy.
3 December 2020 Robert Crais Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
3 December 2020 Steve Martin Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
3 December 2020 Theodore Bikel On the stage you’re there, it’s live. There’s a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
3 December 2020 Al Yankovic So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
3 December 2020 Hilary Swank I took ‘P.S. I Love You’ thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
3 December 2020 Ben Barnes I think if actors don’t think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can’t do comedy.
3 December 2020 Walt Whitman I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
3 December 2020 Eric San It’s funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
3 December 2020 Megan Fox I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
3 December 2020 Magic Johnson I tell you, it’s funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
3 December 2020 George Burns Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
