3 December 2020 Drew Carey TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
3 December 2020 Emma Roberts I don’t really have a type of guy I like. It’s just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
3 December 2020 Groucho Marx A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
3 December 2020 Kristen Wiig There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I’ll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be ‘comedies’ and not ‘female’ or ‘male,’ and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
3 December 2020 Chris Pratt It’s interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like ‘Everwood’ that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.
3 December 2020 Rufus Sewell Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it’s going to collapse on his head.
3 December 2020 Nicky Hilton When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me ‘Chick’ because I looked like Tweety Bird.
3 December 2020 Richard Russo If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what’s funny in the joke.
3 December 2020 Mindy Kaling People don’t want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That’s why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas.
3 December 2020 Kellan Lutz By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.
3 December 2020 Joe Rogan I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.
3 December 2020 Flip Wilson Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
3 December 2020 Neil Gaiman Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it’s a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
3 December 2020 Dave Chappelle I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
3 December 2020 Colin Quinn You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
3 December 2020 Julia Louis-Dreyfus I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
3 December 2020 Charlie Sheen But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
3 December 2020 Al Gore The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
3 December 2020 Jeff Bridges It’s funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I’ve got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.
3 December 2020 Kevin James There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
3 December 2020 Caroline Kennedy In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They’re short, they’re intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
3 December 2020 Seal The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
3 December 2020 Seth Rogen As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
