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3 December 2020 Chris Rock

Hollywood’s just not funny.

3 December 2020 Stephen King

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

3 December 2020 Erica Jong

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

3 December 2020 Rick Baker

It’s funny: I’ve been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don’t really have an agent – I don’t really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.

3 December 2020 Ian MacKaye

I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but… I have a reputation of – people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.

3 December 2020 Colin Quinn

Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them eat cake’ line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

3 December 2020 Reese Witherspoon

It’s funny that it all becomes about clothes. It’s bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it’s all about your dress. You can’t get away from it.

3 December 2020 Chris Rock

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.

3 December 2020 Steve Coogan

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

3 December 2020 Sophie Ellis-Bextor

It’s funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

3 December 2020 Tallulah Bankhead

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

3 December 2020 John Krasinski

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

3 December 2020 Lynda Barry

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

3 December 2020 Demetri Martin

If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!

3 December 2020 Jonathan Davis

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn’t give my lyrics, and it’s all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It’s funny.

3 December 2020 Stephen Dorff

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.

3 December 2020 Anthony Anderson

I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

3 December 2020 Steve Martin

I’ve always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they’re just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

3 December 2020 Will Ferrell

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

3 December 2020 Marlon Wayans

I don’t think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I’m a young rookie with a veteran’s skill.

3 December 2020 Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

3 December 2020 Lewis Black

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.

3 December 2020 Tippi Hedren

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.

3 December 2020 Lenny Kravitz

The fans of ‘The Hunger Games,’ of the book, are very passionate. It’s funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up ‘Cinna’ signs.

3 December 2020 Tracey Ullman

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

3 December 2020 Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

3 December 2020 Alison Sweeney

It’s funny because I’m a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I’m more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.

3 December 2020 Larry David

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid.

3 December 2020 Tom Hooper

I think I would say ‘The King’s Speech’ is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there’s more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.

3 December 2020 Sheryl Crow

People don’t realize that I’m really funny and I’m an excellent bridge player.

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