3 December 2020 Jimmy Carr I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me.
3 December 2020 Reba McEntire It’s funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
3 December 2020 Ron White I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
3 December 2020 George Burns Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
3 December 2020 Dave Grohl It’s funny recently I’ve started to notice people’s impersonations of me, and it’s basically like a hyperactive child.
3 December 2020 Tom Hanks At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’
3 December 2020 Taylor Swift I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It’s just funny.
3 December 2020 Orlando Bloom I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
3 December 2020 Piper Perabo So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
3 December 2020 Julie Walters Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking ‘Can women be funny?’ People still ask that. It’s like asking: ‘Can women breathe in and out?’
3 December 2020 Chloe Moretz I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
3 December 2020 Wanda Sykes But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that.
3 December 2020 Lana Turner A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3 December 2020 Demetri Martin The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who’s really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
3 December 2020 Rachel Roy I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that.
3 December 2020 LeBron James I’m a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
3 December 2020 Jeff Bridges Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it’s funny what comes down the pike.
3 December 2020 Harold Ramis I’m not a believer in the pratfall. I don’t think it’s funny just to have someone fall down.
3 December 2020 Johnny Carson Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
3 December 2020 Kristen Wiig With improv, it’s a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
3 December 2020 Kellan Lutz It’s funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I’m not that. I don’t want to be that.
