3 December 2020 Zora Neale Hurston It’s a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
3 December 2020 Bill Vaughan Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
3 December 2020 Margaret Cho I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
3 December 2020 Albert Brooks I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain’t that funny.
3 December 2020 Olivia Munn I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t.
3 December 2020 Jonathan Rhys Meyers That’s a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, ‘Don’t go changing.’ Well, that’s easy to say, but the fact is, you don’t change at all – other people do.
3 December 2020 Albert Brooks Twitter, to me, works if you’re funny. Twitter doesn’t work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
3 December 2020 Kathy Griffin But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.
3 December 2020 Jennifer Aniston That’s what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you’re hitting a line or making it funny.
3 December 2020 Janeane Garofalo I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
3 December 2020 Edward Hopper It’s to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that’s my method.
3 December 2020 Baz Luhrmann I feel funny about owning art. I don’t really want to say: ‘Wow, come and see my Monet – it’s in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.’
3 December 2020 Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
3 December 2020 Christopher Walken I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds.
3 December 2020 Tina Yothers There’s a constant flow of child actors. It’s kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You’re going to have to struggle for a long time.
3 December 2020 Joe Rogan It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
3 December 2020 Ernest Hemingway A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
