3 December 2020 Karl Lagerfeld I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it’s OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
3 December 2020 Marilyn vos Savant Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
3 December 2020 Julia Sweeney Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
3 December 2020 Wallace Shawn You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it’s funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that’s enjoyable because it’s ‘disturbing.’
3 December 2020 Trey Parker In terms of the creative side of it, it’s really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
3 December 2020 Whoopi Goldberg When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.
3 December 2020 Jo Brand The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing.
3 December 2020 Mike Judge Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
3 December 2020 Abel Ferrara It’s funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it’s fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
3 December 2020 Margaret Cho My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don’t speak English.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
3 December 2020 Anna Held My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
3 December 2020 Hank Azaria You can’t be funny for funny’s sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
3 December 2020 Charisma Carpenter This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
3 December 2020 Selma Blair I’m one of those hovering mothers and I know it’s really important to have an independent child, so I’m trying to back off, but it’s hard. I love him so much, and he’s so funny and cute to me.
3 December 2020 Denis Leary You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t.
3 December 2020 George Orwell Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
3 December 2020 Imelda Marcos I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
3 December 2020 Ian Mcewan I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.
