3 December 2020 Sara Blakely The word ‘Spanx’ was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.
3 December 2020 Billy Corgan The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I’m really a jock.
3 December 2020 Hedy Lamarr Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
3 December 2020 Fred Allen The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
3 December 2020 Josh Lucas It’s funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
3 December 2020 Liam Neeson It’s funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
3 December 2020 Paris Hilton I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I like to eat.
3 December 2020 Dennis Miller There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
3 December 2020 Molly Ivins And the funny thing is, I’ve always been an optimist – it’s practically a congenital disorder with me.
3 December 2020 Emma Roberts It’s funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I’ve been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It’s just ’cause we’re all named Emma. None of us look alike.
3 December 2020 Garth Brooks It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
3 December 2020 Shaun White I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I can’t get away from them. It’s funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
3 December 2020 Sarah Silverman Well, I’m not afraid to say something if I think it’s funny, even if it’s harsh or racist.
3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, ‘Why didn’t you do that when you were on television?’
3 December 2020 Ashley Scott What’s funny is my husband doesn’t have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
3 December 2020 Gabrielle Reece Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
3 December 2020 Colin Quinn He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be.
3 December 2020 Mike Myers Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
3 December 2020 Jonah Hill The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.
3 December 2020 Bryan Cranston It’s funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It’s great, you purge out all the sweat and you’re drinking water.
