3 December 2020 David Letterman I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
3 December 2020 Seth Rogen I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn’t necessarily funny.
3 December 2020 Steve Hackett It’s funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can’t remember the exact years, it’s funny isn’t it?
3 December 2020 Stephen Moyer A film that I love is ‘Raising Arizona’ and that’s funny but it’s quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I’d love to do something like that. Who knows?
3 December 2020 Todd Phillips I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it’s a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
3 December 2020 Evan Davis Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It’s a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
3 December 2020 Brooke Shields Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
3 December 2020 Ben Stiller Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public’s desire for him to be funny simply because he’s so good at it.
3 December 2020 Joe Rogan The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
3 December 2020 Shahrukh Khan Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.
3 December 2020 Gillian Anderson It’s so funny, because right now I’m very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I’m probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
3 December 2020 Demetri Martin The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
3 December 2020 Corey Feldman It’s funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
3 December 2020 Bill Gates Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.
3 December 2020 Kesha I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don’t care. For me, it’s really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
3 December 2020 Britney Spears Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that’s cool.
3 December 2020 Henny Youngman If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
