3 December 2020 P. J. O'Rourke Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
3 December 2020 Guy Pearce It’s funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.
3 December 2020 J. D. Salinger It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
3 December 2020 Jerry Stiller During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
3 December 2020 William Arthur Ward Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
3 December 2020 Norm MacDonald Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
3 December 2020 David Brenner When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
3 December 2020 Michael Morpurgo Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
3 December 2020 Sarah Silverman But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it’s funny enough.
3 December 2020 H. G. Wells Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
3 December 2020 Rodney Dangerfield I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
3 December 2020 Benjamin Franklin Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
3 December 2020 Jerry Lewis I turned down ‘Some Like It Hot.’ See how smart I am? I felt I couldn’t bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don’t need to compete with the wardrobe.
3 December 2020 Steve Irwin You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it’ll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it’s not even funny.
3 December 2020 Larry David I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’
3 December 2020 Thom Yorke Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
3 December 2020 Lena Dunham There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’
