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Category: Zach Galifianakis

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

I understand Tea Partyers’ anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can’t be part of that.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

That show, ‘The Amazing Race’ – is that about white people?

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on ‘Intervention,’ it would be funny.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it’s in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.

3 December 2020 Zach Galifianakis

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is, like, really funny.

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