3 December 2020 Woody Allen Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
3 December 2020 Woody Allen It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
