3 December 2020 Woody Allen I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
3 December 2020 Woody Allen Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
3 December 2020 Woody Allen As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
