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Category: Woody Allen

12 December 2020 Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

3 December 2020 Woody Allen

As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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