3 December 2020 Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
3 December 2020 Will Rogers There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers You can’t say civilization don’t advance… in every war they kill you in a new way.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
3 December 2020 Will Rogers We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
