3 December 2020 Tim Allen I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
3 December 2020 Tim Allen Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
3 December 2020 Tim Allen Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
3 December 2020 Tim Allen My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
3 December 2020 Tim Allen In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
3 December 2020 Tim Allen Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
