3 December 2020 Steven Wright There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
3 December 2020 Steven Wright I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
3 December 2020 Steven Wright I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’
