3 December 2020 Robert Benchley A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
3 December 2020 Robert Benchley I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
