3 December 2020 Ogden Nash If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it Whenever you’re right, shut up.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
3 December 2020 Ogden Nash There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
