3 December 2020 Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
3 December 2020 Mel Brooks I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
3 December 2020 Mel Brooks Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
3 December 2020 Mel Brooks If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.