3 December 2020 Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
3 December 2020 Mark Twain Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
