3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
3 December 2020 Lily Tomlin The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
