3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
3 December 2020 Laurence J. Peter Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
