3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
3 December 2020 Kinky Friedman We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning.
