3 December 2020 Josh Billings Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain’t so wicked as their neighbors.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
3 December 2020 Josh Billings Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
