3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t seem to be particularly keen on them.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas Comedy’s so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn’t get it, doesn’t find it funny, then fine.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I’m getting positive feedback for my acting so we’ll see if any other interesting parts come up.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas My work’s never been accepted by my family, but it’s something I’ll always carry on with.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas You can’t be a proper comic unless you’ve been out on stage and felt the fear.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don’t need the money.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn’t come home.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I’ve spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It’s just not my home.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
