3 December 2020 John Hodgman As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it’s going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman People forget how outcast ‘They Might Be Giants’ can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman As a freelance writer, I’d be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.
3 December 2020 John Hodgman My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I’m talking about or not.
