3 December 2020 John Barrymore In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company I’ve got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
3 December 2020 John Barrymore The good die young, because they see it’s no use living if you have got to be good.
