3 December 2020 Joey Adams A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
3 December 2020 Joey Adams Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
3 December 2020 Joey Adams If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
3 December 2020 Joey Adams Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’
3 December 2020 Joey Adams Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.