3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking.
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ‘Thank you?’
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
3 December 2020 Jimmy Fallon We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
