3 December 2020 Jay London I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
3 December 2020 Jay London I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
3 December 2020 Jay London I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
