3 December 2020 Jay Leno CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she’s strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they’re getting back together. You know what that means? There’s still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night’s Democratic debate.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
3 December 2020 Jay Leno The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular.
