3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it’s separating himself from all the others.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
3 December 2020 Helen Rowland Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.