3 December 2020 George Burns I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
3 December 2020 George Burns Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
3 December 2020 George Burns I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
3 December 2020 George Burns I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
3 December 2020 George Burns If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
3 December 2020 George Burns Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
3 December 2020 George Burns Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
3 December 2020 George Burns I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
3 December 2020 George Burns Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.
3 December 2020 George Burns Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
3 December 2020 George Burns I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
3 December 2020 George Burns I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
