3 December 2020 Evan Esar America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
3 December 2020 Evan Esar Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
3 December 2020 Evan Esar Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
3 December 2020 Evan Esar Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.