3 December 2020 David Letterman Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
3 December 2020 David Letterman It’s so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
3 December 2020 David Letterman Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, ‘I’ve got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.’ Yeah, that’s always the sign of a man in good health, isn’t it?
3 December 2020 David Letterman The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
3 December 2020 David Letterman I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
3 December 2020 David Letterman Don’t forget it’s daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
3 December 2020 David Letterman We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he’s also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
3 December 2020 David Letterman There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
