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Category: Conan O’Brien

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

I have an abacus at home.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he’d like to help, but he’s pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, ‘Why didn’t you do that when you were on television?’

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Keep cool my babies.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California’s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn’t that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Every comedian dreams of hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

3 December 2020 Conan O'Brien

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn’t changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he’s started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

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