3 December 2020 Chris Rock I’m in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Right now, my job is that I’m like an ambulance chaser. I’ve got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Dude, I didn’t say Jude Law can’t act. I didn’t say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he’s in every movie.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I’m famous.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.
3 December 2020 Chris Rock I’ve seen women who don’t have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
