3 December 2020 Casey Stengel Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
3 December 2020 Casey Stengel They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
3 December 2020 Casey Stengel The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
3 December 2020 Casey Stengel The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
3 December 2020 Casey Stengel Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
3 December 2020 Casey Stengel Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.