3 December 2020 Carol Burnett But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
3 December 2020 Carol Burnett You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself.
